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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

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        Lava vs magma

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        I think it’s mostly a sight thing, as long as I can’t see the poop then I don’t care

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        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don’t really want that in my search history.

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        taking the community name literally, huh …

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      not to be too stereotypically reddit butt…

      a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

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        What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

        • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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          “Death Star Superlaser”

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          It goes from “A” to “G”

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        • wavebeam@lemmy.world
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          No no, he’s right.

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          eh, is got a little valve and i just turn it all the way. i like the cleanness.

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        This person gets it

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        I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.

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          There are bidet attachments for standard toilets that take up almost no space at all.

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          Dedicated bidets make no sense to me, and they’re usually the obnoxious european type where its a fucked up combination of sink and toilet.

          Japanese style smart-toilet bidets are the shit. You install it on your regular toilet, and when you’re done you press a button and your asshole is clean.

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          mine just attached under my toilet seat. the water line connects to the existing toilet water line. it came with the fitting i needed and was easier than Legos to set up.

          think i payed like $25 on Amazon like 5 years ago. i try not to buy from Amazon anymore, but I’m sure there are many reasonable options out there elsewhere.

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      Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.

      He did a ton a maintenance but it’s a butt, sometimes there will be shit.

      I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)

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        I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.

        But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn’t give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I’ve seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.

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          the horny brain will actively chemically supresses our “ick” reaction. we’re literally less capable of being grossed out when having sex.

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      Just get an anal douche.

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        What did you just call me! /s

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      I don’t get the appeal honestly and I’m a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?

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