If you had asked me I woulda used the q. :p

Also in vitro is a thing.

Dedicated bidets make no sense to me, and they’re usually the obnoxious european type where its a fucked up combination of sink and toilet.

Japanese style smart-toilet bidets are the shit. You install it on your regular toilet, and when you’re done you press a button and your asshole is clean.

For sure but what the fuck are you going to do to stop them? Because voting won’t.

Genocide abroad is better than genocide abroad and less human rights at home. In the same way that getting shot Is better than being burned alive.

Also you could just get an implant with conventional chips which communicates back to a quantum computer if you really needed that.

Assuming they make those in however many decades it takes. I guess technically they have half-finished ones in the lab right now.

Go back to Facebook.

That’s kind if my point. They tool an already existing joke and just made it less funny.

Funnier shitposts.

This instances meme sub’s seem to have been devlolving into r/im14andthisisfunny for a minute now.

Its a shame lemmy’s gotten big enough for the big meme sub’s to be insufferable before it got big enough for the smaller ones to flourish.

Sauron! 👁️ 👁️

Sauroff! 👁️ 👁️

The Saurer!

Honestly feel like the creation of this meme was closer to 9/11 than it is to today.

Pfsense is a lot more feature rich than openWRT, especially when it comes to firewall features. Personally I just use openwrt to run my access points.

I would replace that eero unit with an old dell optiplex with pfsense, and forego trying to virtualize PFSense.

Not sure what hardware is in that eero, but if you wanted to keep it as just a basic AP, that isn’t a bad plan.

After that get a second optiplex for publicly hosted stuff. Keep that on a separate port on your PFSense machine, completely firewalled off from the rest of your network via pfsense, only allowing traffic from LAN to your server.

Physically separating your internal network, and publicly hosted services, as much as possible is the goal.

If you can only afford one new piece of hardware, I’d get the pfsense box, and set it up as a wireguard VPN server, disabling the direct port forwards to the VM running Minecraft. Though your friends would need to install a VPN client, and youd have to provide config files.

A used optiplex on eBay usually isn’t much more money to get up and running than most Linux SoC’s after all the adapters and kit is purchased, and they’re usually specced out way better.

Actually if you wanted to do physical DMZ separation, and wireguard you’d really be doing good, but that’s probably a little paranoid.

You’re adding attack surface by keeping them separated only by vlan. VLAN hopping exploits exist, especially in older firmware, ESPECIALLY on EoL units.

Pfsense is a proper router/firewall built on one of the most hardened networking stacks on the planet. Plus it catches regular software updates, no matter how old your hardware is. You can run it on an old PC with a cheap quad gigabit nic card from eBay if you’d like.

If I might ask, what do you have handling your inter-vlan routing/firewall? Is it the same box you use to handle the firewall/routing between your WAN and LAN?

Is this machine sitting in your LAN, or on its own firewalled off network with a DMZ? No matter how secure it is, you don’t want it on the same network as the machine you do your taxes on.

A good poor mans option is to get a pfsense box with 3 NIC’s. One for WAN, one for LAN, and one for the machine you publicly host with.

Setup firewall rules so that LAN can reach the MC host on needed ports, but not the other way around.

Well yeah you went to the wrong coast for pizza.

Just like my balls.

Because all-in-one units are usually garbage, no traction. This one is made to go into an industrial drill press, like my old nan use to use.

Live sea sponges might I add.

Personally I keep them dangling from the ceiling along with my sausages.

You’re also talking about about people who are at least legally adults. 18 is a low bar until you compare it to 10.