If I was that kid, the lesson I would learn from that is to not tell anyone in the future.

But it doesn’t say LED, it says LEDVANCE. You are mad that you didn’t get horse from a jar that said horseradish.

Things are hard out there, and that makes people feel like finding hills to die on. The less stressful life is, the better the discourse, usually.

Washroom promotes the incorrect assumption that people wash their hands. Any time spent in a public latrine will show this to be inaccurate.

Water closet, on the other hand, tells you exactly what to expect. Cramped, likely too dark or too bright, and riddled with moisture of both expected and occult origin.

Water closet is the way.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

That’s because they aren’t even remotely the same. You experienced a rich man picking up consenting ladies to go on a cruise. Epstein was coercing underage teenagers to be used for barter with powerful strangers they had never met.

What’s up with Stake putting their ads on so many viral videos? It’s a good idea for advertising, but horrible for content reposting.

Or you’re Swearingen from Deadwood. /s

“Ass cheek thigh separation fold”

6 months ago I would have said it isn’t that bad, but now…just be careful out there, friend.

Just like Cohen and Trump.

/s (kinda)

Making the mission be about taking down Reddit gives Reddit a lot of power and credit. Focusing on making an open future for social media creates a new path forward while treating Reddit like what it is—yesterday’s platform.

There will be people who want to stick with the old platform—just look at boomers and Facebook. That’s ok—if we play our cards right, we will be gaining young users while the older demographic shrinks on Reddit.

Liver alone, cheese mine.

Why are we better off behaving that way? Under that outlook, it seems like free will is a trap to hold people accountable for things they wouldn’t actually be responsible for.

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

The pouch also lets people know that you’re totally sane.

Not saying it’s right, saying it is what it is.

That’s why it is primarily used by black people in America—the word was used against them and now they are setting the terms for its future use. Just because it makes some people uncomfortable, that doesn’t mean it is ok for a white person to try to control how it is used, just like it wasn’t ok for a white person to make it a slur against blacks. The word is under new management now.

And it sure does add a ring to rap songs.

Clothes are meant to be used. One day, my whites will get stained, and that’s ok. I will buy new ones in the future. So mote it be.

Never underestimate the mechanical eyes.