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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

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      Missed opportunity

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        Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

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          My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

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            My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.

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              deleted by creator

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        Preferences.

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      That’s where the cum button is tho

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      Your loss because that shit is lit

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      Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I’ve been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I’ve gotta say…just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand…

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        You don’t perform oral on the hand, stoopid.

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        Oral is above everything

        But anal play is really good too for those into it.

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      Coward.

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        Name checks out.

      • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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        Guilty as charged! I’m deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.

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          Unironically a great reason to use condoms. Condom protects the interted item from fecal matter, and can be disposed of after the fact meaning cleanup is quick and easy

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          That’s why you wash first

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            if poop has touched a surface, turns out i don’t care how much you wash it, ACTUALLY. no matter how thorougly sterilized a sewage pipe is, it’d still be insane and disgusting to use it as a drinking straw (for those who enjoy ‘eating ass’ for instance).

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              He clearly don’t know anything about anal sex if that’s what you think it is.

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