Super Lemon by Nobel, they’re a Japanese candy maker.

I also recommend Miracle Berries, they add an interesting experience for anyone interested in sour flavors.

Yes.

I saw that, hence where I got the very idea!

These are called desire paths.

More likely than Dementors, I would imagine.

I figured it was just CYA for copyright, trademark, intellectual property infringement purposes, but I can see now it’s part of the joke.

That’d be like watching the part in The Walking Dead >!when Carl has to shoot his mom but they’re all naked.!<

Ventreeyo

People who care about climate change aren’t the ones who need to get a vasectomy.

I feel like I saw this on a nature doc, but can’t find any references now. Wild dog packs defecate before hunting, but not for the energy boost. The zoomies are to ensure they leave the scent of their poo in the dust, to minimize the chance of the scent causing them to spook their prey. But a dog doesn’t consciously know that, it’s just a naturally selected behavior that has made them better at surviving.

Do not quote me on this, my all natural intelligence may be hallucinating.

Even now, I remember much more about those books where along with which I read the Cliffs Notes, than whatever halfbrained notions I came up with on my own about books like Animal Farm.

Kind of confusing to read, but I hope you get the gist.

“How to Cope with Having a Flat Butt”

Just like my Nonna used to make it.

Imagine a fry basket full of pasta, and instead of oil it’s hot water.

You tellin’ me they don’t eat pasta and meat sauce in Italia?

Don’t let none of these chuckleheads tell you the OG isn’t Italian. It’s as Italian as apple pie.

Next they’ll say Fazolis isn’t even a real word, and you shouldn’t cook pasta like french fries.

I somehow read “suit” as “butt” and was very confused. Took a couple rereads to see my mistake.

Maybe I do need glasses.

Vanilla is the finest of the flavors.

If you have to install Epic launcher to play it, you might as well pirate. Your odds of installing spyware on your system are much lower on the high seas.

I also did not care for the Tabasco version, but couldn’t articulate the reason. Melinda’s is what I finally switched to after I couldn’t find Sriracha brand. I like many of their other sauces as well, particularly their Black Truffle Hot Sauce.

I think he has moved on from what he did. He was in a semi-recent episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry and I seem to remember they spoke briefly about it. Maybe not, though.

Unfortunately for him though, there are no take-backs. Nor should there be. He metaphorically hit the lottery, and wasted all his winnings right there on that stage.