I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

Guinea pig.

Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

Connect it to the mustache?

Compost bin.

All of Microsoft Office, or just Excel, Word and PowerPoint?

It is what it is.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

I’m fine with a different studio doing every Baldur’s Gate iteration. Bioware, Beamdog, Black Isle, and others have done Baldurs Gate games and I enjoyed them. I see no reason to tether the franchise to a single developer, particularly one whose heart isn’t in it anymore.

Sorry, ifixit says this repair requires hands.

You can replace them, but not fairly easy. Squeezing three delicate, rolled up ribbon cables through the hinge without tearing is not a job for adults with hands.

Dreamcast can’t come to the phone right now, it’s dead.

This is probably more subjective than best/worst. So…

Vanilla Skyrim.

You want a steam deck to replace your only computer?

That’s how you get a UTI.

On the one hand we don’t mind because we want you to die, and on the other we hope you don’t take anyone innocent with you.

The classic pineapple and ham is really good with hot sauce on it.

They only wear tiny crosses if they also have tiny Jesus on them. The lesson of the crucifixion pain can only manifest if everything is to proper scale.

Why is it not a bunch of sexy couches in the ravine?

Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.