Praise baby Jesus for alt text adherents.

Looks impossible to wash.

Your mashed potatoes and chicken nuggets look delicious, but I must ask where is the corn and cheese? And how did you get the gravy to gel like that?

Seven letter typewriter with remote light switch. Way ahead of its time in some ways. Far behind in others.

Keep fighting the good fight. Many years married to a germ conscious nurse, and I think I have a pretty good routine now but still feel like borderline OCD and go through a gallon of hand soap a month.

Is the serial number on a sticker? If so, say hello to hair dryer and my fingernail.

My bank account number is 10…9…8…7…6…5…4

More toothy than horny.

Get your wife a bra that fits!

We can…and we can’t.

Gamers love to hear that.

Whole home hepa hvac filter on the intake side?

But Ye doesn’t know…

You got scammed. What fast food worker scans all those things in seperately?

Maybe this is the state in which they found the image?

Tid-ties

I traded my nun pig for a hobby pig. No upkeep, and I have an excuse to keep the sty in the back yard tidy.

Maybe one is a malapropism of the other? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yoked

Yolked? Maybe that’s part of the joke, but you can’t trust anyone to use words right in a professional setting like webcomics.

Zombies.