Not if you’re being paid to participate. Then it’s advertising.

TASL

Both spellings are acceptable, but calling someone a chode is never acceptable.

Unless it’s their last name, like my friend Manpreet Chode.

The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.

What does dark humor mean to you? Please illuminate us.

Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.

Because the bacteria in your mouth thrive in dry conditions, and a majority of sleepers are mouth breathers. The bacteria in your mouth are what destroy your teeth and give you bad breath.

Edit: I just saw you said Yes to after breakfast. I don’t know if it matters when, just don’t make night time be the only time you brush.

Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.

This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?

Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?

Y’all are cute. Neither of these things matter.

Heard. I have seven of those roaming around outside as a nearby pond is their summer home. They shit and honk all day long right outside my window.

Broccoli ain’t that bad, you’ll survive

I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.

It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

Greg is cool. It’s Gregg you have to watch out for.

Let’s discuss your coffee in more detail.

You just didn’t have someone to whip you until you got it right.

Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.