Must be magic, like you’re thinking.

Because no one watches cooking shows anymore.

With a mouse jiggler, you can control your status manually, even from your phone while you’re in bed. Away at five, Busy at nine, Available when I’m actually at the keyboard only if necessary.

Lightning breaks the rest of the joke. Butterbugs?

Let me tell you something, it will be years before they find another place to hide cheese on a pizza.

No, but it makes room for places like Black Rifle Coffee Company to take market share.

St Gumy

Rub it.

Who gives a shit, they’re both fairy tales.

🎶

https://youtu.be/lh67x9iDCjg

Never heard of this one. Eight sleep smart bed would revert to basic features if you didn’t pay subscription though.

Well well ^well

Damn. Duck law is really stuck in the stone ages.

Fried mozzarella sticks are mostly cheese flavored air.

Edit: We’ve been lied to. https://youtu.be/wjky-qAaT9g

I guess only freezer fried cheese sticks are breading pockets.

They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.

Not if you’re being paid to participate. Then it’s advertising.

TASL

Both spellings are acceptable, but calling someone a chode is never acceptable.

Unless it’s their last name, like my friend Manpreet Chode.

The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.