However,

No, surely not. This young lady simply has the genetic disease called ILT (Impossibly Long Torso) and the gentleman has IF (Inscrutable Face).

He was a man. The Rabbi said so.

I use the local Papa John’s phone number, because I hate everything about it.

Here I come, Pelagibacter ubique.

I didn’t, because I read the title first.

Are non-fucking rams cheaper?

But did you ever get your curtain drawn?

Same but more pee.

Like a lot more. It’s not a linear relationship at that point.

Mine are “Islands in the Stream” (both Dolly and Kenny’s parts in case I can’t duet) and “Shook Ones, Pt II.”

I stopped packing so much. Like the saying goes, “No matter where you go, there… 's a Walmart (or similar).”

Yes and?

I believe you meant to say tidillating.

This will be a shit post in 24-72 hours, baring some sort of urgent intestinal requirement.

They’re tids. Also accept tetas.

The only way to fix this is through the salvation and everlasting love of tiddies.

I’ve spent too much time this morn looking for memes with tiddies only to realize they were actually just tiddie memes which aren’t the same thing.

All memes are dumb, but ours are dumbist.

🎶 Sing 🎶

Whatever vacuum wars says.