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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I'm shuddering

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I'm shuddering

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world
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    The best thing about wet socks is that I’ll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.

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      Just reading “wet socks” makes me cringe.

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        Stepping on wet carpet in thick socks.

        Inb4: deleted for hate crime. Sorry not sorry.

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        Only thing worse is wet sleeve tip.

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          Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug… It was like 37 years ago… I’m still traumatized.

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            You want a slug-related traumatizing story ? I had a cat with very long hairs, there was a cat door to the garden outside but usually he slept inside. One morning i wake up and feel the cat close to me in the bed, something very common. I start to pet him on the dark being half awake only. After some time i feel something wet in his belly fur, but as I’m half sleepy I don’t react and keep petting him. Only after what was probably a long time, I realized that something is wrong, turn on the light and see a slug curled/trapped inside his fur, I was touching it with my hand for several minutes!

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              Yikes

            • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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              I gagged. TIHI.

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          When you accidentally dip your shirt tail in the toilet during one of those dumps you swear you were giving birth to a watermelon

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        You may consider foregoing children. Much like Thanos, wet socks are inevitable.

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      I have MS, and one of my minor symptoms is I sometimes get a feeling on the bottom of my foot being wet (temp change basically), giving me a wet sock feel. Fuck that symptom.

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        Jesus this sounds horrible. May some future changes in medication help you with that symptom.

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      I’m right there with you. I spent 10 years working in the boreal and in peatlands. I have an indescribable hatred for wet feet. Nothing like getting a booter, and having to deal with that all day.

      Sometimes you forget your spare socks, or a plastic bag which is more important

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      deleted by creator

    • key@lemmy.keychat.org
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      But if you die due to a puddle induced mishap then you will go to wetsockhalla where every day is spent in the battle against wet socks.

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    Yeah but I don’t remove my shoes first, that’s just weird.

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Yea but switching from bathtub mode to shower mode changes the temperature by 30 degrees in a random direction

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      Clearly we’ve stayed at the same cheap hotels.

      • R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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        All of them are like that in my experience

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          My hope for you is that someday you find that one, special hotel that changes everything.

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            Oh I mean it happens at home too lol it’s never been super consistent between faucet and shower head. And I’ve lived a lot of places.

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      Surprise mechanics

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      Fahrenheit or celsius?

      • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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        First one, then the other

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    Yea. But for god’s sake take off the socks before going in man.

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      Wife says the same. Apparently socks are an automatic desiccation switch for her.

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    No because the shower head uses less water so I switch to it immediately.

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      But it takes 2 more minutes to heat up. You end up wasting more water waiting for it to become hot enough

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        Sounds like you have a bad water heater or pressure problem

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          Yeah, why would it take 2 minutes for the pipes to clear between the hot water heater and the shower. Does he live in a 250x1 yard/meter house? Hot water heater on one side and shower on the other?

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        I would argue it heats faster because it runs slower through the coils

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