Hit F12 and rewrite the text. Much of the bullshit memes we see are done like that.

Well, one would expect mountainous areas to flood because elevation focuses water flow. I’m in Florida, flattest state in the union. We never flood except in hurricanes, and those floods don’t last like they do in other places, in and out.

Making bee hotels for solitary bees is child’s play. Take a chunk of wood, drill holes, hang in a tree.

Technical aspects:

• Don’t use pressure treated lumber, anything else is fine.
• Look up “solitary bee hotel” for your area to see what size holes to make for the locals. In any case, it’s going to be a variety of different sizes to cover all your bases. Doesn’t have to bee (heh) perfect.
• Make the holes, especially the edges, nice and smooth. They’re not dumb enough to nest their if the hole is raggedy and might jack up their wings.

That’s mostly it. You can research easily enough in an hour or less There’s a woman on YouTube that sells bee hotels and has solid advice for making your own. Wish I remembered her name. Anyone?

Damned satisfying when you find the holes plugged with wax! You have new tenants! Stupid easy and basically free.

CAVEAT: These things are single use. Chunk 'em out every season, or better, burn them. Keeps the mites out. Make another for free.

And what kinda shithole is this? We’re redneck as fuck, and on the bleeding edge of town. I hear nothing but the occasional gun pop from the woods, and you can barely hear that if you’re outside and paying attention.

So wish I still had my VIC-20 and 64.

I counted my parents collection. Uh, am I cheating?

Now this is a unique post! Can’t imagine any 20-somethings scoring zero. Go go retro bro!

The fire rises brother! (OK, not an appropriate quote, just wanted to say it.)

All that and never had a ghetto blaster?! Hah, that’s a weird experience.

I counted my parents owning Encyclopedia Britannica. 54 here.

Walkman was the only game in town as I remember. Where there generic versions? Think maybe I had a shitty one, but Walkman was the gold standard.

And so were the headphones! First in-ear audio that actually rocked out. Again, not sure there was much of anything else, but Iron Maiden thumped in those things. Now I want another pair.

It’s in a protective bag, must be a vintage-for-sale thing. Original price was $1.95, $8.53 today.

Fuck me, y’all believe anything. Ever seen a trapped rodent?! Think it just sat there and said, “Oh well. This is my life now.”?

It isn’t the owner going to be doing the shooting. It’s the guy stuck waiting behind an empty truck. That’s the joke.

It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.

“OH FFS MOVE!”

Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.

Whispering French to a woman is straight panty remover.

OK, maybe a slight twist, but Left 4 Dead absolutely sucks vs. Left 4 Dead 2. Want L4D? Fine. Play it inside L4D2 with better guns and zombies.

I’d like to discuss the flashlight. ?

My handwriting is awful. #2 for me.

The shell is basically a modified set of ribs. It IS the turtle.

Now let’s talk about how they fuck.