It’s not gay until you touch the dick

desire machete paths

In today’s overstaturated business landscape, you have to aim for a niche market to be successful

Big if true

I really feel this comic.

I was sick beginning of December, mostly recovered after a week and I went back to work, but my throat still hurts when speaking - had 3 weeks off around Christmas, rested my voice, visited doctor for meds, but it’s still not gone. Doctors are still not sure what it is, but similar thing happens a lot with covid, so maybe it’s that.

Such a small thing, but lasts so long and doesn’t improve, I have zero control over it, and it makes me hopeless. I feel like it broke me, a successful manager, a married man in my 30s, I was crying yesterday when walking my dog.

Not sure how long can I go on working this way - I could of course go on sick leave, but doing that just after returning from a long holiday and kicking off a new project, will not make me too popular, and would guarantee that I miss the promotion I’m working for.

“Assertive go-getter”

My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this

I hate it. People have no discipline/paitence, so if something didn’t work out, corporations want to turn everything upside down, instead drilling down and fixing a few small boring issues

Is this still available?

1. Always treat every keyboard as if it’s set on all caps (you never know when your Dorrito-covered fingers might slip)
2. Never point your rage at something you don’t intend to destroy (eg. woke Disney movies)
3. Keep your fingers off Enter until you are ready to submit (spellcheck optional)
4. Know your target and what’s behind it (eg. Soros network)

I mean yes, the corporations are enslaving children in Asia and polluting the globe, but you need to look on the brigth side: the profits of shareholders have never been higher.

“Commenters online are SLAMMING pcgamer’s article on the Helldivers 2 controversy - click for more details”

You are free to leave

He probably forgot to funnel millions of dollars to non-profits and businesses adjacent to PEGI decisionmakers and their family members. Rookie mistake.

And you fecal data is shared with health insurance companies, so you can get personalized price hikes recommendations

Literal brainwashing. It could be in a distopian movie

Not that this wouldn’t happen, but for me the screenshot looks a bit edited (though I’m just viewing on my phone): look at the clarity of the text in the email, then at the signature and logo. Might be that somebody just swapped out the text in an image editor.

Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

Yeah, I was just too lazy to edit these together, might try later. What is the exact name of the backpack?

Edit: somebody already got inspired to do it https://programming.dev/post/22510486