So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?
How else do I prepare for my sword swallowing competition
I have…thoughts.
Does smoosh the shit out of about 20% of the loaf. Definitely a bummer.
They were probably going to make one of those really long sandwiches like on Scooby Doo
She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.
It’s always a baguette and some celery
Those are leeks sir
only one baguette? smh
First world problems. I wouldn’t give a shit because I am cutting that thing up anyway.
Yeah, I was thinking this is a bit ridiculous. That sucker looks to be an easy 2 or so feet long. Unless you’re making something that’s extremely long it’s getting cut up anyway.
Squashing bread is a true crime.
My first thought when I saw this post was, “That’s not a baguette, that’s french bread.” I never connected that the gigantic long bread at the store with the stale dry crust that they label as “french bread” is supposed to be a baguette, which is French. Like they are too ashamed to actually call it a baguette because it kind of sucks but that’s definitely what it’s supposed to be.
Is french bread a regional thing in the US?
They call it stick bread (stokbrood) where I’m from, and I’ve seen it called french sticks in the UK. I guess we all just can’t accept the french having a reasonable name for something.
‘Baguette’ is literrally the French word for stick.
In the US, baguette refers to the shape, so you can get a “sourdough baguette” which is not French style bread, or “sourdough french bread” which can be either sourdough in baguette shape or a round loaf of French style sourdough or American style sourdough made with French sourdough culture and you can get “French sandwich rolls” and “Sliced French bread” which are both made with the same ingredients that French baguettes are- flour, water, yeast and salt.
Where I come from they’d tie her limbs to 3 horses and have the horses run away from each other.
Which horse gets two limbs?
That is such an ableist comment omg
Look, recognizing that the vast, vast majority of people have 4 limbs is not ableist, and I’m sorry that you’re so interested in being offended on somebody else’s behalf that you think it is.
I’m not totally certain, but I think it was a joke.
That is so ableist against people with no sense of humor omg
Gary
maybe one arm or leg gets to remain intact.
Does it matter if that bitch is getting cut up anyway? Unless you’re about to Scooby Do that shit
I think I’m too european to understand this meme
The meme is also European, from Ireland. That said, I’m more interested which Spar is selling long enough baguettes that they don’t fit in a bag. My local shops don’t.
I know lidl sell the big baguettes like this
Thanks; I’ll try it. I usually get bread and sparkling water there (their produce and meat quality got so bad I switched to Aldi), but I haven’t been looking for baguettes yet.
+1 point for bending it half
+10 points if she used her knee
+20 if she blew smoke in your face and told you to get out
Ah, nineties Spar. The pick-and-mix was right under her ashtray. I can still taste the strawberry laces with a hint of Pall Mall.
I’m sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism
Hérétique
Pretty sure the baguette still works.
Personally, I tend to eat half by the time I get to the car, so I would consider this good customer service.
Nice of your grocery store to pay for someone to bag your groceries, though. Ours pretty much just throws it on the floor for us to deal with.
Just walk over and grab another one and more cheese because you probs didn’t buy enough cheese
It’s a regional thing in the Midwest at least. It’s always called French bread in the grocery and even the fancy European style bakery downtown calles it a “FRANCESE” instead of a baguette.
Life pro tip, never eat the middle part of a baguette in France
They do this with Cuban bread here all the time (they do ask). Presumably you aren’t making one yard long sandwich.
That would drive me nuts.
Honestly, It’s just I wanna be the one who breaks my bread. ☹️
