It’s always the grossest old men who are like “I just don’t want to imagine two men fucking, It grosses me out.” Like buddy… do you think I want to imagine your fat saggy self sweating and grunting away, regardless of partner choice? No, no I do not. So I don’t. It’s not that hard.

I’m in the Bay Area and we still have them in high and low end grocery stores. At Safeway they even still play the fun little thunder sounds before it starts.

For us it was just finger guns and swear words.

What country are you in? If USA, you must be able to fill out an I-9. It’s pretty cut and dry. If there is a recruiter involved, they are required to have the potential employee complete one before they refer them.

I think it’s basically internet law at this point, if Pizzacake is posted, cranky men must make it known that they find her (and her comics) cRinGe and mEdiOcRe and also she’s a mAnHaTer (dontchaknow).

The root chakra (just above your taint) is generally associated with the color red. Heart chakra is associated with green.

Meditation is such a broad description, anything from a moment of focused attention to sitting for hours muttering a mantra.

I haven’t heard anyone talk of “growing” chakras, and I’m very much in that world, they aren’t like muscles. You would grow your awareness of your chakras.

If you consider taking a moment to be aware of the sensations, emotions and images in the center of your chest to be “meditation,” I’m not sure how you could accomplish your goal. Otherwise… do that.

I like to take a moment when I see something particularly beautiful- sun sparkling on water, sunsets/sunrises, a striking vista, the moon on a clear night, and “breathe” it into my heart chakra.

For me, it’s the neck vulva.

*comatose children. In the original Grimms version, Snow White is seven. In the original Disney version, she’s 14.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6V-cgUFynAw

This guy thinks so, but you also have to do cold plunges. And is more about converting your fat into a better kind of fat.

https://www.wimhofmethod.com/

It’s also the student loan racket.

Lemmings don’t jump off cliffs and they are not stupid. A sociopath employed by Disney threw a few dozen off a cliff for documentary in the 50s, for… reasons…? The story stuck. They’re just normal little rodents, tougher than most, as they can survive brutal winters on bleak landscapes.

https://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlifenews.view_article&articles_id=56

So many things come in pill form…

Dan Savage, the romantic advice columnist, says you should not move in together until you have been farting in front of each other for six months.

You sure you’re not eating poison hemlock roots? They look a lot like carrots…

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24122-poison-hemlock

Don’t see a lot of Five Iron Frenzy references around here! It’s such a… specific genre.

I thought itchy mouth from bananas, walnuts and avocado was part of their flavor profile until I was like 30.

You can’t just go get medi-cal though, you have to qualify by having an income of $20k or below (more if you have kids), are under 21 or over 65, permanently disabled or currently pregnant.

People on medi cal are constantly stressing about earning $1 too much and losing their healthcare. Covered California helps, but it’s still bad.

I cannot imagine working on spreadsheets on a smartphone. I’m getting a stress headache thinking about it.

They send me hand written Hallmark cards. They don’t know my name (yet) so mine get addressed to “our neighbor” but my neighbors get them addressed by name and are very creeped out by it. The latest one came during the LA fires and is about how “the bible” will help me “cope” with extreme weather: