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Synapse@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

Life always finds a way

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Life always finds a way

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Synapse@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    Sprouts are on the menu boys!

  • Shit Wizard 420@crazypeople.online
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    Hello. Please be introduced to the concept of poop tomatoes, something that pops up in wastewater plants. In warmer climates we see more poop watermelons.

    It’s not just tomatoes or watermelons but those are the ones that seem to “make it” to being full plants so that’s what people remember. I’d bet on chia for this bad boy.

    Putting some photos behind a spoiler tag because I have no idea what is considered decent vs gross anymore

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    Lots of seeds end up in the “grit”. Here is some grit that spilled out of a conveyor.

    Seeds in sludge on a gate in a tank

    Whole ass tomato plants on a gate in an aeration basin. Lots of nutrients and water!

    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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      Lol “ass tomatoes.”

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      This is my favorite thing I’ve seen online all day.

    • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip
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      7 hours ago

      Username checks out

    • tyler@programming.dev
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      Thanks shit wizard!

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Nice. And yeah, i smell these fotos.

    • SuiXi3D@fedia.io
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      Huh. The more you learn…

    • Synapse@lemmy.worldOP
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      I once had a summer job at the local water authorities. I had the change to witness this kind of stuff with my very own eyes. Chia might be a wining bet, it has been a regular part of my diet for some time. This is a problem because I won’t be able to put the blame on my partner then.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      I fucking love tomatos. I’m pretty sure you could slap some seeds on bare asphalt and a couple would take

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    Why pay for sprouts for that salad when you can grow your own?

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      Ok,now that’s funny

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        LMAO

  • SmoothyShadow@lemmy.world
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    Proper shitpost right there

    • Synapse@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 hours ago

      I couldn’t pass on this chance !

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Forbidden toilet snack

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    Were you eating sunflower seeds on the toilet?

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  • notsure@fedia.io
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    Good god, kid, what do you eat?

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Lotsa seeds are intended to be swallowed, survive the digestive track and end up somewhere away with lots of nutrients.

      Edit: ah, my mind was still by the sewage plants photos. Never mind.

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      Healthy organic stuff by the looks of it

    • Synapse@lemmy.worldOP
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      Others have speculated on tomato and chia. Both are possible. I am not very good at gardening, so I can’t tell.

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    I thought this was a sea urchin at first.

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      I wouldn’t wish this fate on any sea urchin.

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    Ok,all I have to say is wow This is my first time seeing this fr

    • Synapse@lemmy.worldOP
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      Same, same…

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    Nothing ever “goes bad”. It’s just that something else starts to eat it first.

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    I bet this is from a tomato seed.

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