Once you assumed something about me I no longer am paying any attention because you already have a preconceived notion about what I think and feel.

Same

You have gold hydride-dideuteride? Lucky!

Thank you!

(This was a joke and thanks for that last line 🙂)

Ah, I’m guessing you’re American,

Yep

and you think that democrats are the left and republicans are the right?

Nope.

You know what they say about assumptions. It’s makes and ass outta you.

Rue dies, motherfucker

First Prize, motherfucker

Because you’re already paying more for the hardware with a Mac.

Found the guy who wrote the email.

XD is a weird name to give your kid, but whatever I guess.

You must pay the cat tax

Pour me a pint please

Bernie Sanders isn’t looking so good these days /s