Jo Miran
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Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
8·5 days agoDo you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
2·5 days agoEDIT: replied in to the wrong comment.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
5·5 days agoI was a member of a private, country club, gym some years ago. It had really nice showers and an excellent steam room. So many blow jobs and hand jobs in the mornings there.
I have to admit that it was a nice setup. Get up early, hit the gym, get a little release, shave, clean up, and get breakfast with a good and complimentary coffee before leaving, all before work.
I always wondered what sort of shenanigans “the country club house wives” got up to in there all day.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
16·5 days agoI’ve taken the pills recreationally. Highly recommended when you expect your session to go for many hours, but you (the man) still have to be turned on. In other words, I a healthy male, did not get involuntarily erect by the pills.
EDIT: I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you’ll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.
PS: It was miserable ~12.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
20·5 days agoInteresting tip,
heh
That’s cable/rental porn backup though. Definitely not internet porn backup.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Linux@lemmy.ml•daniel stenberg: The AI slop security reporting is basically extinct [in curl]... [bugs] are found with AI tools and normally high quality bug reports.
141·14 days agoInfosec professional for almost 30 years here. I can confirm that the latest iterations of AI models are finding high quality bugs and vulnerabilities in the code we work with. If Daniel has access to Mythos, I suspect his experience would be even more shocking.
The problem I have is that the AI tools can find bugs faster than they can be patched, which is eventually going to prompt companies to use AI to patch bugs found by AI. Before long, no living being will be able to make heads or tails out of the code we run. Just my 2¢.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What's your Don Martin sound effect name?
7·15 days agoFap Foop is strangely appropriate.
Phyllis sounds like a great hang.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do I actually find a job that isn't retail?
2·16 days agoIt has been stated a few times already but the correct answer is “know people”. This applies to all workers, regardless of education. You need to expand and strengthen your personal network. This is the best way to exercise some control over your situation, otherwise you are at the whim of luck.
If he pulls out to quickly, she’ll peg him.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•love u Switzerland but i’m so much happier since coming to Vietnam, hot weather is the best
11·16 days agoWhich why I picked the word bog. ;-)
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•love u Switzerland but i’m so much happier since coming to Vietnam, hot weather is the best
59·16 days agoHigh humidity heat? No thanks. I prefer life without a bog in my crotch.









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