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Cake day: December 26th, 2023

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  • You reminded me of one of my favorite lines from Home Improvement when Tim was getting into a Christmas decoration contest with the neighbor across the way and the neighbor responded to Tim putting a searchlight in his front yard:

    Kid: “Now he’s got spotlights in his yard.”

    Tim pulls out binoculars

    Tim: “Those aren’t spotlights! Those are 9,000 watt Xenon SuperTroopers!”