Me and my brother had a trio of gerbils. One of them died from depression. He was in the same cage as the others, he was treated with love like the others, he just stopped eating and died.

The other two didn’t give a single fuck.

Emergency? Nah, Northern Lights!

Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

The Cranberries are way hornier than that.

This looks more like Tin Tin.

That’s a start I guess, but the joy of their games is playing them on the phone.

“Your foster parents are dead.”

Damn, how long has it been now? A decade? I’ve been playing this game almost as long as Minecraft. And just like Minecraft I feel a little guilty having only paid for it once. It’s worth twice whatever they’re charging.

This is one of the best pick-up/put-down time wasters. except it’s not a waste of time, it’s stays very fresh and engaging.

I really wish Mini Motorways wasn’t locked to Apple Arcade. Can you hear me, Dinosaur Polo? RELEASE MOTORWAYS AS A BUYABLE APP!

Osprey: “Be not afraid.”

After a three-episode-long flashback.

If you’re going to eat that many, just buy a sushi log.

Let’s check my balance first…

45 million won

…I don’t know what this means!

That’s why Taco Jesus invented soft tacos.

!oddlyspecific@lemmy.world

My cheese wasn’t Gouda ‘nough?

Fascinate in the sense that she’ll spend the next five minutes confused as to why you gave her cheese.

Matt Murdock: “Wuss.”

It hits different when you realize it’s the humans that are leaving.

So, same as now. :/

My eyes: From now on, keep text at least one foot away from me.