I grew up with those sassy bitches.

I don’t take ibuprofen, but I do drink a lot of caffeine to dull the ocular migraines.

They both look so proud of their collection.

It used to snow as late as April in southern Kanto (Tokyo metro area) back in the early 2010s, sometimes leaving several cm on the ground for days.

I spent last winter in northern Kanto and it only flurried a couple of times.

“Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”

And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

Fall I can deal with. Spring makes me look like I’m dying.

I expected nothing less.

To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”

Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.

Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

Please tell me Apple accidentally left the OS version check off and everyone still rocking an old 3.5" iPhone just got an update notice.

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.

It’s been almost 20 years, is that pie still edible?

Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.

“I hope this email finds you before I do…”

“Who is eligible for a Backstreet Back?”

“EVERYBOOODY!”