O to be so relaxed and unburdened.

That hit so close to home it landed in my favorite chair.

Making websites in FrontPage be like…

I believe there was a toggle switch on set controls (no remote).

I’m this old.

“Weird, the car is still running. I don’t understand how CyberTrucks die while still on the beach.”

And?

Remember to regularly bathe your catpersons. It’s for their own good.

Trump feels more like the false prophet to me.

So much so that the disapproving Queen has also passed.

Me: tell a girl I’ve been living alone for years

“Wow, you know how to cook?”

“Wow, you do all your own laundry?”

“Wow you clean house regularly?”

Me: “Did you miss the part where I said I lived alone for years??”

This machine would make money every single day if you placed it somewhere public.

Some people would try to over-volt it to commit suicide (or because they thought it would be kinky).

It’s Pokefluid.

That thumbnail looks like those routers are making helicopter motions with their antennas to entertain a child.

Everyone loves the dentist office aesthetic, right?

Who puts a fucking square Table into a circular seating arrangement!?

This person: “Let’s play a game…”

Nacho Libre.

Turns out he was failed writer in addition to being a failed artist.

Yes he did. Guess what comes out of the shower heads.

Really has a 3D ViewMaster feel to it.