I read that in Meatwad’s voice.

Chris Hemsworth wearing Batman pajamas is perfect.

I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.

Back at the station

Officer: “Forensics just came back, the two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”

Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”

Look up Hobbes & Bacon, a fan comic where Calvin and Susie got married, had a little girl, and now she runs around with Hobbes.

The deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.

“What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”

Potato skin heads.

“Breathe with me!” - The Prodigy

I didn’t know 12-year-old boys could be nuns.

Fuddrucker’s

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”

Meanwhile in the kitchen

LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

The Magic School Bus Delivers Aid To Gaza

That is a divorced chicken.

Oh god, she’s a mother?

But I’m disappointed at him for that choice as well.