The Kanto region of Japan today was 20 and cloudy with a light breeze.

Depends on where you are.

This is the dumbest thing I’m going to upvote today.

That’s a horrifying thought. Link to the post?

People are like this with unannounced tech products and it’s annoying.

“The ‘Apple Car’ has been canceled.”

There never was an Apple Car! You can’t cancel something that never existed let alone ever got announced.

Metal Gear Solid 2: “European Extreme”

Why are all the good ones taken?

Shapiro: “This is my seester.”

“Mr. Turing, I’m afraid I’m going to have to increase the cost of these sessions.”

Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”

There are a few times where Picard is seen asleep, but I don’t ever remember him snoring.

Pet the damn messenger of god!

This skit is 20 years old now, and it’s still hella dark.

ICE hopes gay, trans, minorities, political opponents, etc. vent to ChatGPT.

Ert’s Jergerlyperf!

Angry blackhole.

Because he’s… the last man standing.

Banana: “Do you like what you see?”

When this doctor mentions hindsight, he’s not talking about having a better understanding of past events.

This doctor is a colonoscopy specialist.

Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”

That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.