I would love to get four of those, paint them different colors, and run up and down a golf course playing Full-Contact Hungry, Hungry Hippo.

Welcome to Gravity Falls.

Went on a walk today, took a beautiful picture of the clouds.

I appreciate them putting their money where their mouth is after delaying the game to next year.

Hope to see running gameplay soon.

The plot of Pokemon is the kid bounding down the stairs the morning he turns 10 and announcing that he’s going to do all of those things and the mom is just like, “Fine. Please call sometimes.”

“Not Wednesday yet.”

It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.

I have two modes; taking weeks to reply and sending a paragraph in response seconds after you hit send.

And now he’s the Mayor on Family Guy, after Adam West’s passing.

“Do you like piña coladas?”

Experience beats out credentials.

When everyone picks the same character and you get stuck with the shit color swap.

Needs trees.

“You saved me a blueberry trail mix and a Dr. Pepper, right? You know what will happen if you didn’t save me a blueberry trail mix and a Dr. Pepper.”

“I saw a mudcrab the other day…”

”In your haste, you forgot dryer sheeeee-ee-ee-eee-ee-ee-eeeets…”

China: “See? Nothing happened.”

It looks like they were distracted by other things.

She’s almost as toxic as that waste.