Higher resolution edit:
I hate you. I hate you so fucking much right now.
Ugh. :(
I’m calling the police
NOOOOO!
gods fuck, what a day to have eyes
(i bet that would feel amazing tho)
OP, never delete this.
I once saw a mother do this to her stuffy-nosed baby and hork the snot onto the ground. Then carried on with her day like it was nothing.
Know my trauma, children.
Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.
You’re a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.
Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
Its okay to have your kinks, but we dont need to know everything.
Thanks, I hate it.
Also, quality shitpost.
