You can tell he really made it himself.
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“Some day I’ll have a tiny forge and turn them into tiny swords.”
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook
16·11 hours agoJohnny Trillionaire McFuckthepoors XXII
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Food served to US service men & women.English
120·1 day agoNow do modern prison and public school food for comparison.
Supposedly, the version Cyberleek has is the PC version.
Vanilla extract.
Aww, it almost has the same amount of down votes here as it does there. 🥹
Probably all of the swelling from tooth infections.
Too much focus on the balls, tell them to double down on the cock next time.
Comes with a lot of extra testosterone.
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump is a Plant Whose Sole Purpose is to Usher in the Apocalypse
5·9 days agoThe neat part about doomsday predictions is that even if 99.99% of them are wrong, one of them will be right eventually.
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens.
31·9 days agoThis was written by a goose.
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When the lunacy of the absurd job application finally puts you over the edge
5·9 days agoThen they fire me, keep the software, and make someone else do 2 jobs. ☹️


I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.