"Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you.”
hopefully
Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
I don’t know how to feel about this technically correct answer.
Will you be using it?
Can’t believe I have to die to get laid
Depends on how freaky your coroner is.
Still trying to figure out sex before death.
No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.
Sounds good, which onlyfans page does your god run?
You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you’re forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.
Also, theyre all the kind of virgin whos way better at video games than you.
Double Dash? I can’t wait to train my army of Mario Kart virgins. We will roll into the den of sinners and strike them down with well timed green shells. Mini boosting all the way.
Of course it is. It even has a special name: necrophilia!
Be the change you want to see in the world.
According to an episode of the original CSI, apparently a dead guy can still bust a nut if someone jams an electrode up his ass and electrocutes him. Does that count?
I have no idea if that’s actually true, but seems plausible. I sure ain’t trying to find out though.
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The real question is was that sign placed on the fence of a graveyard.
The real question is how your question should be interpreted
Not sure if there will be for me, but I know for a fact that there has been some for others.
I’ve heard in hindu mythology, virtuous men can spend time in heaven with apsaras (beautiful heavenly women). not sure if that means sex. also no idea what is there for gay men or straight women. probably they go to hell.
What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it’s been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
St. Peter: “Smoking or non-smoking?”
You: “Uh… Smoking!”
is sent to Hell
Lies. What do you think the holy ghost is made from? That’s pure nicotine my friend. People get quite a buzz just being on the same cloud with him. God works in mysterious ways.
The Pastafarian heaven and hell have booth strippers
But in hell they have sexually transmittable diseasesSome times you just have to crack open a cold one
Do you believe in sex after life after love? 🎶
Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a “material thing” that you won’t need in heaven.
Is there horniness in Heaven? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you’re more at peace and that includes not having some basic bodily needs/itches. Are there videogames in Heaven?! 😭
