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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The debate that has been going on for a decade
3·3 days agoI used to waste money on dental floss till I discovered pussy pubic hair. Works better and it’s free
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days
2·9 days agoSeveral of my customers are into threesomes. And a few really enough eating out my injected cream pie
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days
3·9 days agoYou forgot to add “for 3 days until I recover”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
2·10 days agoSorry I don’t need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
1·10 days agoThe first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Wasn't planning on it, but if it will shut him up
5·10 days agoGood point. So few realize that rubbing a few out per day is just what the doctor ordered
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It will probably taste better than usual
3·11 days agoyou are the only one making the crucial point. was she shoving it in her pussy or her ass. Pussy OK. But not eating it if it was in her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
2·14 days agoInteresting. My GF actually enjoys licking them. Something about the aroma of male sweat that she really likes.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
4·14 days agoLOL. I never knew this even existed. Proves again that you can sell anything in this country
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tastes good. And then you find out what it is
25·18 days agoMy take away is pussy juice that she keeps saving and when she has enough volume she just whips it up into a creamy sauce
Maybe I just have a filthy mind but it looks like various sketches of rear pussy
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum
2·21 days agofunny. That’s exactly how archeology works. They try to fit the logic and customs of today into what people actually did in the past
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Left the teenage son home. Said he had school work to do.
4·21 days agoHe’s a good kid and always grips her under her ass so she is comfortable
If you have a filthy mind like we do … you know immediately what it is
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've done this many times without perforations and I never torn anything
4·25 days agoThat’s a touching memorial. Until the end comes cherish each ass encounter the two of you have
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet
4·28 days agoSomething you should be proud of
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Picture of elongated people with their arms raised in happiness
2·28 days agoIsn’t that the best prescription for any thing that is wrong with you
Stopped doing back shots. Most times some would hit the hair and that is forbidden