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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Iapetus@slrpnk.net
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    Brody is a pedo who all the church ladies love to the point of turning against their kids if they say anything against him.

    Billy Bob is a deeeeply closeted homosexual who fantasises about murdering rent boys and actually might have, depending on where he was in the 70’s.

    Susan is just kinda stupid and annoying, but she does good charity work for people who actually need it and she really doesn’t want to hurt anyone, so she should get to live.

  • modifier@lemmy.ca
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    Be aware Brody is usually a pipeline to Billy Bob

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      And they’re both really only interested in your pipeline.

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    Don’t forget the, “I’m a very wealthy man”, televangelist who owns at least 3 personal jets.

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      That’s a subgenre of the last two. In older days it was billy Bob, these days it’s Brody.

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        Typically. Joel Osteen is definitely more Brody and he’s been around for ages.

    • sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I first read this as „who owns 3 persons“

    • antonamo@feddit.org
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      Yeah but its is justified, as he needs to be closer to God.

  • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    At least my parents church has the decency to give first time visitors a free 6oz cup of coffee.

    I decided a long time ago that if I ever walk in and don’t recognize anyone, and someone thinks I’m a visitor who didn’t grow up there, I’m going to start quoting Bible verses about how selling shit inside the church is wrong and I would be channeling the righteous anger of Jesus himself if I flipped all their tables and whipped them.

    Unfortunately despite the fact that I have been there twice in 10 years, people still recognize me.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      The church I play at has a pot of bad coffee on for anyone who wants some. Most of us go to Starbucks. The coffee is just that bad.

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    You’re missing the guy off the “Spiritual healing” cover

    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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      Great way to stop that dying kid from also bankrupting the family.

    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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      That’s just Billy Bob in a bolo tie.

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        It’s meant to be a televangelist.

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          Brody, 20 years older, in a bolo tie.

    • Mirshe@lemmy.world
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      Benny Hinn?

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      Ole Bill Burr getting blessed.

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    Susan, please

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