“Tens of millions died, but lines went up!”

You know, you’d probably make a better capitalist than you think.

Ground beef and gravy over mashed potatoes. Simple and delicious. Open a cam of beans and you got a meal. Alternatively, ground beef and teriyaki sauce over rice.

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How do you feel about Stalin?

They’re bleeding money! Tens of dollars per hour!

I love Bic but those particular ones have never done well for me.

Romanpilled

If you make your car fart on purpose, hopefully yes.

It’s such a great example of libertarianism in action that I ask every libertarian I see what their solution is. Surprisingly, nobody has answered yet.

My favorite thing is basically every libertarian is their own flavor, and every other person isn’t a “real libertarian.” They’re even less unified that Christianity as a whole, and that’s saying something.

My second favorite thing about libertarianism is this shitpost article turned copypasta https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

How do those -isms deal with bears?

Dry heat is absolutely fine. Find some water and shade and you’re set. I’ll wear jeans in 90 degree heat no problem. 90 and humid though? If my house was burning I’d probably think twice about going outside.

Hire one single dude to ask tourists whether they get to the cloud district very often.

Are they still neon? I would’ve thought led was more common. Either way thank you for the work you do.

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/vfh9v3/south-park-the-boss-is-here

Don’t need one. The amount of times I’ve had to explain how fucking tax brackets work, I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers were even more skewed towards the wrong answer.

The real play is to get a soft fluffy pillow that you can adjust by moving the fluff around. I can virtually flatten it if my neck is bugging me, or stuff a bunch in one side for side sleeping. Mine is a sealy and I don’t think I’ll use a different brand again.

They got 2 packs at Costco.

I had one Indian scammer use my name so I was interested. Then he asked if my email was still current and gave an email that I used like 20 years ago in middle school. I laughed and told him he paid for shitty info. It was a goddamn Hotmail account to give you an idea.

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. I always love talking to Indian scammers when they call about my student loans that don’t exist.

Mixing it up can be fun. “Gosh fucking darn it” usually gets some sideways looks.

“Hello police I have a server full of cp, oh get in the van? OK.”