The tried to patent fucking MOUNTS. Someone get square and blizzard on the sue-train and ream Nintendo a new one.

Aha, so that’s what scanlan’s dick looks like.

Have you tried unplugging your computer, going out into the woods, and returning to monke?

Told the gf about this, she needs to know which character it was.

Lol, my girlfriend says she always marries Sebastian because he reminds her of me. I hope that’s a good thing. She wants me to play but I struggle getting into top-down games 😕

Aliexpress tends to have stuff like this. There’s a particular switch in the joysticks of valve index controllers that wears out pretty easily. Once the warranty is over you can either buy a new controller for 150 bucks, or buy the switch for a literal dollar from China and cannibalize the tiny pieces that wear out.

enterprise businesses use windows 7 to this day, so its the best OS ever right?

I’d go back to 7 in a heartbeat.

Blizzard as it was has been dead for a while now. Jeff Kaplan leaving suddenly was irrefutable proof that OW2 was going to be flaming dogshit and it was and still is.

A cash grab?

If we can generate content with Ai I’m sure we can generate views too. Just an endless ouroboros of Ai generating and viewing it’s own shit to milk ad money.

I can’t offer you that, but that pope hammer does look awfully square.

Yea he’s not all powerful

I know what you mean, but making this statement about the alleged voice of God on earth is hilarious to me.

The only limitation is you have to be outside during the day with the watch exposed a few hours a month or cheat with other light sources.

You really don’t. Maybe other watches use more power but I left my gshock in a drawer for months, maybe even a year and when I took it out the battery was at “M.” Put it on a window sill and it was at H in no time. Haven’t actually seen it in years and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was still alive.

Not really. It’s porn now.

restraining order

Against the sun…? Can you do that??

I do and it blows. In fall the sun will be lower in the sky when I go home and reflect perfectly off the road so that everything is blinding.

Pretty sure 1149 did actually beat Australian internet in large file transfer speed in a real test.

Look, if wrinkled clothes are a turn off for her she’s going to be real upset once she sees how I live. Best filter em out early.

I can type with one hand and pull a lever with the other, thank you.

But really quick, explain how balatro is gambling for the idiots among us

I thought you were joking about the recent kerfuffle, but no, you’re really this stupid.