“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
Aye bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?
Thank goodness it’s not sexualized in my language
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Slovak
Never heard anyone using “Tati”, “Tatino”, “Otec” or whatever other combination of those in a sexual manner.
“ohh tati”
Yeah I can make this work
Oh god
OH FUCK
Tati is shit in hindi. Oh shitt
Dobrý večer, nečakal som že tu nájdem aj Slovákov
Everyone on the internet is a Hungarian
heyyy i’m applying for slovak citizenship
Be the change the world needs
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Tell Dad jokes and all you get it “bruh”.
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I’d probably immediately go soft
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me
I mean… it’s pretty common for people to call romantic partners “baby”, I don’t see how that’s different
Yeah I think that’s a bit weird as well tbh
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid
Mostly because I’m my experience people with mommy issues tend to be male NEETs who are incapable of seeing any woman as just a friend. Usually incels too. I found them to be kind of abusive as people too and turn vindictive when you don’t feed into their fantasies. As a woman, it’s always the same old story when I encounter these men.
Meanwhile people with daddy issues usually have their shit together regardless of gender.
I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.
Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
Use the acronym: BOSS
They shortened it to just “shit.”
You can do “Pa”. It’s objectively impossible to sexualize “Pa”. You could try, but it’d immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize “papi”. It’s hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they’re trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
“Yer squashin’ my smokes, Pa.”
Eugh, what have you done???
Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.
Dad feels great to me, not really sexualized and casual.
English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution
In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
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Darth Vaders family in a nutshell
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool
It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
Sometimes my mom says I’m a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I’m like “uuucchh you’re my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!” but I don’t wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it’ll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣
My kids already call me bruh.
bruh
Same
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
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When I was a kid my dad forbade me from calling him “dude”.
haha when I was in about 1st grade, at my friends house and we had just discovered “dude” so everything was dude
we see his father and we are like
“whats up dude” Him: “Im not a dude!”
we laugh and laugh and he finally clarifies “I’m not YOUR dude, I’m your dad!”
I still remember that after all these years, so funny. BTW is your name Pat?
