Even my professor in his 50s says we can text him if we are going to be absent from class. Like hell nah man I’m gonna email you.

What do you use the 4060 for?

That wiki has some pretty wild quotes:

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Susan is in HR, not Hannah

What is Hannah’s negative trait?

Maybe because it injured 7 people?

Now we need to make a Magisk module that replaces the phone battery percentage with the piss tank percentage instead. Much more useful.

27%!

Isn’t that just called a conversion camp?

we still get ads on our smart LG TV

That’s when I hit the mute button, hold the remote with my finger on the OK button ready to skip, and use the remote to block my view of anything but the bottom right corner of the screen. Then when I see the skip button appear, I can click it.

Recently I have discovered that I can just use the “why this ad?” menu and select “return to video”. That way you can skip any ad before the timer runs out.

Or use NewPipe

A hybrid drive… in MY 2024?

I just push on it with my hand

I only like raw asparagus. If it is cooked, it tastes nasty as hell

Holy shit

Damnnn that is one interpretation of drunk driving. "officer, you don’t understand, drunk driving putting everyones life and freedom at risk is what makes us human

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major cities

Yeah, I don’t live near one of those. I’d probably raise my carbon footprint more by driving an hour than I would buying a different milk.