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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The advancement of humanity

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The advancement of humanity

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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    My take away is that while I can’t eat this wrapper, any other wrappers that do not explicitly tell me not to eat them can and should be eaten.

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      It doesn’t say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They’re not the boss of me!

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        And they’re not so big!

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    Yeah, pretty messed up that in 2023 we still don’t even have edible wrappers.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      I remember when I was a kid back in the 80s, they had a brief show where kids could show off their inventions and this one girl came up with a type of edible tape you could use to do things like hold burritos together. I still think that’s genius. Of course, it never became an actual product.

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        As a gringo who can’t get a burrito to stay shut, I’d buy that.

        • GiveMemes@jlai.lu
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          Toast it for a minute after you fold to seal it. Works even better if you sprinkle some water on the part where the tortilla touches itself

          • toast@retrolemmy.com
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            tortilla

            Misread this as gorilla at first. Many questions formed

      • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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        https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/edible-burrito-tastee-tape-intl/index.html

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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          Weird. This was like 15 years before that.

    • Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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      I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

    • Taalen@lemmy.world
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      I have no idea if they still do it, but a decade or so ago it was all over the internet that a Brazilian fast food company had started using edible wrappers and made a marketing stunt out of it. The chain was apparently “Bob’s”.

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    Why would there be a warning unless people were eating them? Why would people eat them unless they were delicious? It’s the forbidden fruit all over again.

    • TeaHands@lemmy.world
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      I must admit your logic is compelling

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    2023 Republicans: that wrapper can’t tell me what to do.

    • GiddyGap@lemm.ee
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      …proceeds to eat the wrapper.

    • pinkwerdo@lemmy.world
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      Why does everything need to be political?

  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    It possibly has more nutritional value than the burger it held, who knows

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      Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

  • Tixanou@lemmy.world
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    … but why shouldn’t I? It tastes great.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!

    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      THATS MY PURSE

  • PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee
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    Idiocracy in action.

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    Spot fucking on analysis of the state of humankind

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    Weren’t people in 1980 still burning leaded gasoline, flicking lit cigarettes out of car windows, placing kids unprotected in the backs of station wagons, and serving Big Macs in foam containers?

    Even if there is a rash of pika in 2023, I’d say we’re still far advanced

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, we all know rock stars taste much better

    • MartinXYZ@kbin.social
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      “wrock stars”

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    Do not touch

    -Willie

    • impudentmortal@lemmy.world
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      Hm, good advice!

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    “See, because of me, they have a warning now”

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