Looks to be real

I must be sleep deprived because this stupid meme made me laugh

What’s the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?

The ding dongs

What does it say about me that I use one of those tubes that squeezes every last bit out of the tube from the end?

Screw the rules, I have money

The worse is when a solution seems obvious but doesn’t work. Then you lose your mind clicking everything until you get the actual solution.

Got it. Thanks for the super detailed instructions! What type of bread do you use? I’ll have to try making this some time since I love garlic bread

Oh that makes sense. I guess you’d need specific bread for that. I usually just have baguettes at home and that likely won’t work with the soft interior

How do you cut the garlic or do you put the whole clove as is?

I personally like to add pressed garlic with melted butter onto bread then add Italian seasoning and parmesan cheese.

Mavis Beacon was how I learned to type and it’s available for free. Not sure how this version compares to the old one but there were tons of different games to teach you all the different parts of the keyboard (like symbols or the number line).

As for breaking the muscle memory, maybe you can put tape on your middle fingers to try to make it feel difficult to type with just those fingers.

I’m Just a Kid…in my ass. I don’t like what this is implying

Yeah I saw the comment that had the deleted lyrics. Your silly made up one is much better

Oh yikes. The real lyrics are way worse than the commented lyrics. It’s more like fanfiction than lyrics since the flow is so bad

Thanks for preserving what will surely go down as one of the rap lyrics of all time

Sea shanties just hit different, especially when sung by native speakers.

I didn’t want to go into all factors that lead to this observation because that would take too long and require more research on my part. Fear of retaliation (and desire for power) is more an explanation of at least why members of his own party won’t criticize him.

This doesn’t answer your question but is more of an interesting observation that fits your question. It seems bar for political leaders’ mistakes has gotten so low over the pass few decades.

In the early 90s then VP Dan Quayle misspelled potato (though apparently not 100% his fault) and he was labeled an idiot by the entire country. Bush had a lot of funny Bushisms but most are either weird, poorly worded, malapropisms, or a mix of all three.

Then you have Trump. And while there are definitely people who think he’s an idiot, it doesn’t seem as widespread of a belief as it was for Quayle or Bush. I think part of it is because Trump is far more sensitive to criticism than any president we’ve seen so he’ll go after people who say anything negative about him. But I’m sure there are other reasons as well (ex: politicized news channels, social media, technology etc)

Had a 5 cheese Stromboli. Nothing was wrong with it but I did find out my lactose intolerance had advanced from stomachaches and gas to full on diarrhea.

Thanks Lance Murdock!