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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Choose wisely

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Choose wisely

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • DagonPie@kbin.social
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    The bowl

    • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.worldOP
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      You win.

      • DagonPie@kbin.social
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        I actually hated when kids would do that when I would go trick or treating as a kid. Even after I got my own candy. I saw people even grab the bowl out of the persons hand at the door and run.

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      Grabbin’ ur mum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Either every single person who eats almond joys is in the comments or we’re all being gaslit.

    The correct answer is Twix btw.

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    Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. They aren’t my favorite, but they’re popular. Nobody else will eat the Almond Joy, so I can wait on those and just eat them when they’re left over.

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      are reeses peanut butter cup that popular? They are my favorite, but thought nobody really liked them. Im in Europe tho, so maybe that’s the reason.

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        In the US, they are quite popular.

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    12 year old me: anything but the Almond Joy

    39 year old me: Almond Joy

    • Cjwii@lemm.ee
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      This u? https://youtu.be/pgzWwqAOzpg?si=UkpZyzZuWMDdcvQp

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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    The bowl

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      I’ll grab the bowl from that guy

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        I’ll do ya one better, I’ll grab this guy’s guy

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          can I grab you 👉👈?

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            Its grabbing all the way down

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        I’ll grab it from this guy.

        • Mandy@sh.itjust.works
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          im not a guy, checkmate

          • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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            Great, I was thinking of critising you for calling the previous user in the chain a guy but decided just to go with it and look where that got me. I’ll have the bowl anyway though.

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    100 Grand! Underrated candy bar.

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      Removed by mod

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    It’s refreshing to see other people like Almond Joy. There’s dozens of us!

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      The problem I see though. Is that sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don’t. Yet I see no Mounds.

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      Be on the lookout for Bounty! It’s like a better almond joy or mounds. World Market often carries them. International grocers too

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    The bucket

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    Twix. The only candy with the cookie crisp.

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      This guy Seinfelds.

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        High five!

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    Almond joy

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    100 Grand!

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      Hi Kolanaki!

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    I’ll take all the Almond Joy thank you. I know everyone else is going to leave them behind anyway.

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    Twix. It’s all in the mix

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    100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

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      Absolutely, is this even a real question?

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        Reecee’s or 100 Grand are the top dogs. The two finest but different combinations. But 100 Grand also takes a lot of chewing.

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    My dick

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