They have god-damned tails and superhuman strength for some reason

We won, but at what cost?

Bro there is LITERALLY an anime about horse girls

Humanity won

You can’t even eat your car if it died or if you are hungry!

Imagine a human being able to shit without stopping movement at any time, into a portable bag of feces.

The mind shudders

Such person would be too free from the shackles of humanity

This cannot, it must not ever happen

Hello, I am an internal combustion car. I can’t go very fast unless the road is all paved, or very far unless you spend billions bringing fuel from thousand of kilometers to feed me. And if you drive me, people will think you’re NOT gay!

Hey i’m not going to kink shame, if you wanna hit the gnussy, I ain’t gonna ruin it for you.

This guy Schnapps

Even a pebble

My god, when do the lies end?!

It’s not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that’s always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

You see the problem is a skill issue. They can’t get gud

They need an in game store chock full of micro transactions so they can buy with real money what they could have gotten by playing the game lmao 🤣

Finally, an objectively SUPERIOR game. FUCK avowed and the ACS micro transaction bullshit

Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…

Ummm

They still do

Blocky and stacky BOIS gang united

I am a simple man. I see Ticonderoga, I choose Ticonderoga. I like ships and I cannot lie

I do like pancakes

Oh no they are wiping them out. The full country news cycle would be filled with it if it were true

Hey man if that’s the first thing that came to your head I have bad news for you

Does that sound like murder? Nothing like the sorts