Omni-Man

We took the brunt of everything the Boomers could throw at us. You’re welcome. Its your turn now, we’re tired.

She’s 22

Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.

I left Twitter and Reddit and I found Lemmy and Mastadon. Lemmy is going much better than Mastadon.

Bank of America: We made less than $6 billion this QUARTER, time for layoffs.

This is not a joke. They did this for years.

You ever get rid of a couch by having that garbage truck with the grinder on the back chew up that couch in about 3 seconds and leave nothing but a tiny bit of sawdust on the pavement? I want that.

Forks are on the left for a reason.

Which loved one are we talking about here? Some are more loved than others.

You can support someone without shaving your head. Using a bald cap is just disingenuous.

Pueblo, CO from tv commercials or maybe Walla Walla, WA from Bugs Bunny.

Anything Splinter Cell without Michael Ironside’s voice would be weird.

What’s-this-here sauce

This is Democracy manifest

Kroger sucks

Unexpected Poor Man’s Poison

Not always bedtime but the stopwatch to start 60 Minutes was a weekly reminder that the party is over and school is imminent.

I still have “Hunter Biden” and “Vision Pro” on my list

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

Eyebrow raise with a slight head nod