isnt Bowser constantly trying to bang peach?

you can farm in pokemon?

Translation: “fuck kids, i should be to focus of everything”

so animal crossing with pokemon

Here is another PSA:

“It is okay that someone loves the games you hate”

(Looking at you Pokemon fans)

I apply for jobs I want and trade some stocks

Bro, why are you applying for jobs? You are rich!

Einbildung

thats a leg

Wait, why is Hawaii no longer in the after?

i want the penis!

Gab’s einen Grund dafür?

Bei uns gibt es Leute, die Yoga machen und sie gehen von Umkleidekabine zum Yoga Bereich entweder Barfuß oder in Socken.

Auch die Leute, die Squat in Socken machen, und dann bleiben sie in Socken dieganze Training

Did I stutter with the “in”?

Toilet paper in your ahole.

and fuck

The customers are not fucking over the wait staff, the owners are.

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

What can I get your wife to do for 20 bucks?

We have communal showers at work and I have seen the guy with the biggest truck in the company in the showers. I can confirm the tiny penis.

But does it cancel out the selflessness if I’m now thinking that every time I return a cart? "If someone sees me, they’ll know how selfless I am…

Well, thank you for ruining my life.