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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

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      Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it’s a Cavendish. But I don’t think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(

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        You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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          I mean, it’s one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

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          I tried ordering a portion of a guy’s crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.

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          Not sure I ever came across one.

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            You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.

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