LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square876fedilinkarrow-up1439arrow-down142
arrow-up1397arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square876fedilink
minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoWhen I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
minus-squarebampop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 months agoWhen you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoYou can only use this superpower in winter.
minus-squareAllero@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoYou still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.
minus-squareAdrianTheFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoYou’re still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked. Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black. Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here’s what it might look like:
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat kind of makes it cooler. That would be fucking terrifying, I’d be making SOOOO many people believe in ghosts that can punch you in the face if I had this set up.
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDoood, don’t half ass it. https://youtu.be/weL-NjlIQ0E
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHow are you planning to ever have sex?
minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI like to call it “The Haunted Rodeo.”
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
When you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible
Uncontrollable farts
I see this as a bonus!
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You can only use this superpower in winter.
You still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.
You’re still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked.
Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black.
Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here’s what it might look like:
That kind of makes it cooler. That would be fucking terrifying, I’d be making SOOOO many people believe in ghosts that can punch you in the face if I had this set up.
Doood, don’t half ass it.
https://youtu.be/weL-NjlIQ0E
How are you planning to ever have sex?
I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.
Oof, extra tight
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I like to call it “The Haunted Rodeo.”