Saint Barbara, patron of artillery men and military engineers.

In the hispanosphere, we used to call “santa barbara” to the ammunition storage of sailing ships. Now i know why

Let your friend have fun

I can give you the exact opposite example.

Meassure your assholeness people.

Many share your opinion, bunnyboy

(There’s really not a lot of sex in the main story, call it 30 minutes out of a 12 hour visual novel, and the remake removes it entirely if it’s not your thing)

1 / 24 is still way better than my sex life.

Also… if thats Astolfo, I’m afraid to tell you that that isn’t exactly a cat-girl

Jesus was a boob man. boobs are bearer of nourishment and a symbol of motherhood.

The ass is from the devil.

Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo

I don’t think they even know what being poor means or feels or whatever

Ni en joda

Its one of the greatest bullies… every big asshole does its own part in this shit

I once talked to a guy that was learning portuguese all by himself using Langenscheidt’s portuguese course.

They are pretty neat.

Imagine you want to set a buildinh on fire but you dont want to risk being the first suspect. So you call 911 instead of the fire department equivalent and use the long word to lose time

DEUS VULT

I have a master II equivalent in material science and a specialization in nuclear reactors, 33 years.

The difference between being* a child or not, as I learned, is the facial hair.

Jokes aside, people perception of you depends strongly on the way you interact with them.

Anya Taylor Joy would do a great circe imo

Well, a bicycle is easier to use than an F16… there is a reason

Nope, they are planting drugs in to-be-encarcerated “criminals”. If they start pursuing criminals in the past, they would quickly be defunded.

They need criminals to exist.

Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

You had been warned

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