ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoCouldn't be worse than what we have now...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up11.38Karrow-down13
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minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 days agoI wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.
minus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 days agoIf he were a chicken, he’d probably care more about dealing with bird flu, even if for purely selfish reasons.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoYou’d think. But he got his safety so he pulls the ladder up behind him.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s literally just poop inside the chicken fat-like skin suit. It explains everything, including the smell.
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.
If he were a chicken, he’d probably care more about dealing with bird flu, even if for purely selfish reasons.
You’d think. But he got his safety so he pulls the ladder up behind him.
That is very sound logic.
It’s literally just poop inside the chicken fat-like skin suit. It explains everything, including the smell.