Don’t get me started on the one where you spin around on your penis. My floor is starting to develop a hole where I do it.

Where were you when Garfield died?

I was on toilet taking shit when phone ring. Garfield is kill.

No!!!

Love this copypasta

You can still get less cleaning pouring it warm. Won’t cause temperature shock on the glass.

Yeah you don’t pour it immediately. You wait for it to cool off a bit.

Literally a peach.

Oh but with the new rules they could do that before making their code work that way. The idea is not for the new laws to apply retroactively but for new games.

Yeah when I turned 18 we went through 3 bottles of champagne/sparkling wine before we got to one that was drinkable. Turns out if you store them too long they just go bad.

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Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

Only 4 countries have not reached the minimum.

Ich auch. Schon 10 Monaten.

A whole melon indeed

Stop doomering

Well to be honest if the only info needed is like name and date of birth I could just enroll my whole family and technically all would be legitimate signatures right?

Sheesh. Was jot aware of that. Still hope people were not dumb enough to bot it.

Yeah I signet 10 months ago. Also put the link in the post

You need to identify yourself with a state issued form of identification so I doubt botting happened.

Eh just say you’ve been having digestive issues and don’t want to check if they are completely over yet.

53142 Am I crazy?