I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

There is nothing to update to. It is a completely different game in the way it’s built from java and bedrock. And after the last update it stopp3d being supported so even if you could update via console as I said you have nowhere to go. Kinda like if you tried updating civ 5 with civ 6 stuff. They are differnet games even though they play the same in concept.

No. It’s stuck quite a bit back. But at least it is not as bug ridden as bedrock edition.

You should probably chuck one right in their head. Might make them less of an idiot.

Yeah same. My gf just out of nowhere comes and is like look at this cool thing I saw on Instagram.

Sorry darling that ia clearly a sponsored post aka an ad.

Yeah that is the thing. Even if everyone did what you were doing, the main pollution is still not coming from people but large companies and the like. It’s like recycling. Make your life shittier but nothing really changes. Your life just sucks and you feel better about the environment even though no noticeable change happens but you did your part.

Yeah having to do your taxes yourself is fucking archaic and stupid. They know how much you owe them. Either deduct that when people are paid (falls on the employer) or just tell people what they owe.

Exactly.

You got me. That is why I have a gf for cover.

Yeah it is not. I love smelling nice.

What exactly is not manly about deodorant?

You do know there are many odorless deodorants. Deodorant literally means it removes the smell.

Fuck…

You make a valid point.

My country has the best anthem written in our language then.

My country has the best people that come from my country. Fight me.

I prefer stevia to just regular sugar. I go out of my way when buying soda to get ones with stevia because they just taste better.

Staying hydrated

Okay but then your hands get all sticky. Even worse of an argument

Okay but you just cut it in half and eat it with a spoon though. You don’t need to peel it.

That is less bad than the fuzzy kiwi skin

Okay in the fact that it’s safe but not morally okay. If I see you eating a kiwi with the skin on I am never talking to you again.