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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something?

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    I say gesundheit because well…the other is religious and no thanks.

    I also say ‘no thanks’ when someone trys to ‘bless me’ after sneezing. I don’t want your magic tricks

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      You say Gesundheit to avoid religious language

      I say Gesundheit because I live in Germany

      We are not the same

      • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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        How do you say gesundheit in german

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          Gesundheit

          • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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            Interesting.

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              Is it used in English as well? Do you live in an area with many German immigrants?

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      Just to be clear, I’m not a professional “quote maker”. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

      “In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.” - Aalewis

      Eh?

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      I just do bless you or whatever people seem to prefer because people already hate atheists enough. Treat em how they wanna be treated, yanno

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      I always say “take care”.

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    I have neither the desire nor the authority to bless anybody.

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      You have as much authority as any God-ordained clergyman. I know, I know, watch yourself on the edge.

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    Could you not?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Oh he’ll bless you. And by bless you, I mean kick you off a cliff. That’s what you get for being a filthy cleric.

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