• CarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    What’s wrong with hiking?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles at 5 A.M.?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles at 5 A.M., with a chick this attractive‽

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      2 months ago

      I love hiking but if a woman is gonna make me get up to start the hike at 5am then we’re never gonna work out no matter how cute she is

    • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Nature has existed for quite a while. That hike can start at 7am. Or even 8. Or 9.

      You want me up to hike at 5am? Let’s just camp in the woods.