They really need to be careful, though,
they wouldn’t want to make it too cool for school…

Sure but the clock doesn’t tell time any differently—now it’s just displaying wrong, instead.

I don’t work on Fridays.

Don’t ‘monkey’s paw’ comments usually have a negative?

If the cream wasn’t such a goddamn sensory nightmare…
UPF clothes FTW

Alright, I’m interested. What should i search for?

I feel this.

At my last job (automotive manufacturing: production) we got a total of an hour of break over the course of our 12hr shifts.

You know what really pissed off the managers? When they found out we were rotating through breaks all day long.
Hahaha. Fuckers.

Men.

I went from 3 likes from women exclusively to 99+ from both in like two weeks.

Fuck yeah, get em. (serious)

All these things already exist and maybe just need more exposure.

Ad-doctrination

I mean, there are lots of things i have to do based on necessity that i don’t want to.
If i could simply not do them i would—I think that’s normal.

Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

Amen
God is great

That, uh 👀 must have been someone else…

I know, i know. 😔

I had one but it didn’t work out for other reasons. Turns out there are more important things.
Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, I usually consider comments like these to be hot takes for the lols and not serious.
That being said, i wouldn’t say they’re appropriate.

Any mods around so i can get an entry with a funny message? 🥺🙏

Actual question or no?