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“No one is better because he is bigger.”

“I have no talent.” - this person

Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?

The details in this comic are superb

But they’re also great kissers

“have a group.”

Ok, me and my dog are set.

*work for poverty wages while inflation hits 40-year highs, brought on by 14+ years of open-purse monetary policy.

Labor is always available at higher points on the supply curve.

Terminal birth rates across the world are the real gift that keeps giving

“Charlie, ever played roulette?”

Especially ironic in San Diego, where literally anywhere in the city is a mere 15 minute drive to the Mexican border.

San Diego is full of the wildly entitled and elderly though, so the self-selecting personalities can’t be a surprise for anyone who has lived there.

“But have you considered our ever-rising quarterly profits?!”

Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?

She was already an expert in load balancing

“we don’t want to pay human beings to do the necessary work created by our business, so we’re offloading it to you.”

*Mount a fiery red spotlight at the top of the tower and move the beam randomly around the property in case of hobbits

Looks like a young, bald Bradley Whitford

The term is bi-pigmented

Eat them right before a big, protein heavy meal. The sugar will stimulate insulin production which will help to process more of the protein. And then have a couple for dessert.

Yeah. But if we’re talking about Baby Boomers, they really leaned into the “caused a mess and standing in the way of fixing it.”

For over 50 years they had every advantage that’s now denied young people, and as a cohort, Boomers are the shining example of failing upwards. They now roost at the top of whatever ladder they bumbled up and exist primarily to punch downwards.

So, I don’t know that your pattern holds true for the specific epoch of the last 50-60 years, as, for the first time in modern history younger generations are worse off than their parents or grandparents. And that blame can readily be heaped at the feet of “Generation Me,” who have broadly, and uniformly worked to maximize their personal wants at the cost of any economic, social, emotional, environmental, or financial impediment that got in their way. Even now, Baby Boomers suck the air out of politics and C-suites across the country, adamant that they are still relevant and that their opinions are as good as facts.

It’s hard for me to feel sympathy for them, when instance after instance of what brought us to this point can be directly tied to their behavior.

“We are the first to do this.” -every young cohort going back through time

Next comic: sprinting with scissors