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ArtificialLink@lemy.lol to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

All it needs is some Ketchup

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All it needs is some Ketchup

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ArtificialLink@lemy.lol to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • 200ok@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Those look delicious

    • stinky@redlemmy.com
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      face hole isn’t fast enough shove them up my ass

      • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Mind the toothpick

      • 200ok@lemmy.world
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        Surely that’s less fast

        • stinky@redlemmy.com
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          5 months ago

          come with me. I have universes to show you

          • bangsnooter@lemmy.zip
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            5 months ago

            Kramer sniffs

            Oh yeah Jerry, that’s a gape.

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              What a terrible day to not have aphantasia

      • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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        Bwa-hahaha I gotta party with you, dude! 🤣

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    Ketchup? Hear me out…

    Dijon mustard & Old bay.

    Or Sriracha…

    Or Frank’s Buffalo sauce…

    Or, Heinz cut with mayo, mustard & Worcestershire…?

    Just… Please, no. Not just the ketchups.

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      Nothing will stop me.

      • SolidGrue@lemmy.world
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        Mang… U do u.

        o7

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      The shit they put in deviled eggs.

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        Mustard, mayo, and paprika. I also think that’d be delicious

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      Cant ever go wrong with HP’s brown sauce

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      Chipotle Cholula is what these are missing

    • tetris11@lemmy.world
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      Heinz is bottom of the barrel in quality sauces, and Sriracha is just as artificial as Ketchup is. I’ll give you a pass on dijon mustard

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    deleted by creator

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    That is horrible 😐

    … and I’m making some immediately.

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      Shit. Out of bacon.

      Anchovies?

      … and cream cheese or remoulade sauce.

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        I hope it was the cream cheese

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      Scoop the yolks make a deviled egg mixture with a touch of cream cheese and a GOOD hot sauce.

      Thank me later.

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    Guess we doin eggs now.

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    Not a sandwich, it’s a skewer

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      If he breads the eggs it’s a sandwich

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    This beautiful, savory snack…and you want to put sugary tomato syrup on it?

    You do you…

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    Coronary on a stick

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    At least you seasoned them 👍

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