You can do it with potato chips too. Mix through some milk chocolate chips and its good, very weird but good.

Oh no, I did that too.

Yes. I do not agree with the system, I also have no control over the system and only work within the system because I have to.

You want to know how the system works, or why certain things happen I can tell you. If you want to shout at me about how broken the system is, please fuck off because I live how broken it is every morning when I turn up to work.

Imagine your first day at the dildo factory… LOL.

Imagine your 15 years service anniversary at the dildo factory… 😞

I started drinking heavily at 25 and got sober 12 years later and Immediately bought a new project car…

Nope.

The more I know about something the less I’m willing to tollerate your shit if you want to argue about it.

I work in an industry that undoubtably touches all of your lives and sometimes people ask “Why?” Questions about it, and I’d offer an explanation based on 15 years of industry experience and then people would argue thats not how it works, or rant at me like I’m the CEO of an entire global industry and generally annoy me to the point where I’m not even going to tell you what industry because I dont want to argue with another single chucklefuck who has a problem with how they do it for you.

Id say 20% of the time at work when someone calls its usually someone trying to do a sketchy end-run around the rules or get access to something they shouldnt have and they dont want it documented that they asked.

How the fuck you think they pay for healthcare and social programs?

Yeah for real track your stuff.

Its really easy to eat too much on a “liquid” diet because they arent as filling. But peanut butter, banana, vanilla powder and a slug of caramel syrup…Id drink that just because.

I dont know.

Ive known a fair few people who have served in multiple countries and most of them genuinely do LOVE their country.

You can buy judges and politicians because none of them thought they might have to die for their country when they signed up. I dont imagine if push came to shove many of those people would take orders from Elon, even for a big sack of cash.

Trump has access to the CIA.

For all their faults, they do know how to knock people off.

Terry!

I love this guys shorts.

Whats your ICQ?

Honestly I dont like it simply because its just a lazy joke.

Anything MGK has put bodily fluids in is forever unclean.

Like how WB quietly shelved Speedy Gonzalez and the Latin community was like “No, fuck you. He was OUR GUY, we had representation! Now his cousin, the lazy slow one… yeah that shit can go.”

You’re speaking english on the internet. Not only are you white, you are American and Male by default.

You wont win this one. If you think of the number of internet users in the world once you eliminate apple users, people who do everything on their phone or a tablet, people who use chromebooks but have no idea that its linux, people who “just buy a new one” whenever their laptop/desktop acts up and people who will never touch anything that isnt a prebuilt with a warranty you are left with an abysmally small number of people in the grand scheme. Thats the filters you have to apply before you get to people who might run Linux… and they are all on Lemmy.

But fuck can they run…