Papa always said not to ask why he doesn’t like gingerbread

If you’d read the article it would make a little more sense to you.

You must be the coolest kid in middle school.

Nice try, Universal

it’s just a gay porno with a dude in one of those memable T-Rex costumes

But not me, obviously. It’s just y’all.

I wouldn’t say there aren’t people who are naturally more flexible than average but all the people who are VERY flexible worked for it. The processes that improve your ligaments and muscles in that way require repetition and dedication like any other self improvement.

With a different angle we could have had a fasces over their heads.

Oh wow you know so much about this topic and everything else!

Said it above, but get a clue:

I mean, they made the Asian girl the yellow ranger, the “Native American” (not sure if the actor actually is but the character was) the Red Ranger, the black guy the Black Ranger, with Basic White People as gender-defaults Pink and Blue.

The White Power Ranger might be innocent but the producers knew what they were doing. He’s even more powerful than the others put together.

I mean, they made the Asian girl the yellow ranger, the “Native American” (not sure if the actor actually is but the character was) the Red Ranger, the black guy the Black Ranger, with Basic White People as gender-defaults Pink and Blue.

The White Power Ranger might be innocent but the producers knew what they were doing. He’s even more powerful than the others put together…

Does make you stand out from the crowd if you’re not that though

OkCupid is a dead/dying site. It sounds like you specifically got off it just as it started its decline.

It’s probably not any worse than Tinder though. On account of match.com buying both…

That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!

Because it is and all these others are heresy.

The shrunken Anglo-Saxon brain compensates for its lack of moral reasoning with a cunning investment into bootlicking and genocide /s

He’s going to eat all the food

Is it true that they have transcended the tyranny of friction?

We don’t know that it wasn’t his wife’s titties, maybe that’s why he’s getting divorced