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FauxPseudo @lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Vance Donut Edit

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Vance Donut Edit

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FauxPseudo @lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    “Some glazed, some sprinkles, whatever makes sense.”

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      How long have you worked here, employee?

      How long have you worked here, other employee?

      Hi, I’m JD Vance, how long have you worked here?

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        “Ok, good.”

        I’m kinda socially awkward, and this is what my dialogue skills were like five or six years ago, but someone running for vice president should maybe, idk, take a single decent public speaking class?

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          TLDR: L rizz

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        Removed by mod

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          Kinda awkward too. Seth Meyers did a bit where he went with Joe Biden to get ice cream. He asked the employees if they liked ice cream. It’s kinda a silly question because they just work there.

          It’s just a really bad idea to go into a place with no advance notice with a bunch of cameras. These aren’t actors, they just work at a donut shop, what do you expect to happen? The woman immediately saying “I don’t want to be on TV” makes a lot of sense. She’s just working a shift, hasn’t had a chance to put on some makeup and make herself look nice for the cameras. It’s just ambushing regular people and expecting it to come out good. Dumb move all around.

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        Hi, I’m JD Vance. How long have I worked here?

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    “I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”

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    Does anyone have a video of this creepy interaction?

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      Here it is, but it’s worse than you think.

      https://www.c-span.org/video/?537948-1/jd-vance-visits-donut-shop-georgia

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        Ok, that’s way worse than I thought it was going to be. “I’m JD Vance and I’m running for Vice President”… Uhhh, ok…

        Who says that shit. Seriously.

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          How long have you been on lemmy?

          OK. Good.

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            Left reddit when they took away the API.

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              Ok good.

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          That part actually seemed relatively human. It was the follow up questions “how long have you worked here” that just seemed a bit uncanny

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            It didn’t sound human. It came across like, " do you know who I am" vibes or just an odd unsolicited statement.

            The 2nd part about how long this place has been open sounded like he was trying to buy the place.

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              I would say he acted exactly like how a fish out of water would react in that initial situation, which I can forgive him for, but his recovery had him flopping towards the beach instead of the sea

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          “Oh yeah, you’re that couch fucker guy!”

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Ejd8BcueM

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  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    This is too flattering to Vance than is deserved

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    deleted by creator

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    How long have you posted here?

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