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dogsoahC@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

I, too, like books.

files.catbox.moe

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I, too, like books.

files.catbox.moe

dogsoahC@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • Berttheduck@lemmy.ml
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    To help my American lemmings with pronunciation: Red-ing and Bark-shere.

    It’s a very good university too.

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      Anglophones have no right to complain about French pronunciation. What the fuck is this shit?

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        Half the reason our pronunciation is so weird is that a bunch of French guys took over England

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          It would be so much easier if we had accents over our vowels, like in a lot of languages to indicate which of that vowels sounds was wanted.

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            https://oldenglish.info/advpronunciationguide.html

            English used to be phonetic, it’s just people started changing the way they pronounced vowels, but the spelling stayed the same. For example, both the k and the gh in “knight” used to be pronounced.

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        Tell me about it English is a bastardised language made up of so many different languages rules. Have you heard of Lee and Perrins Worcestershire sauce? It’s pronounced wuster-shere.

        Great sauce btw, real umami flavour and great on cheese on toast.

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          My favourite is Wymondham. (Like the blowy kind,) Wind-um.

          Also, fuck Worcester sauce.

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            I like Towcester.
            Excellent for breakfast crumpets.

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          James Acaster’s classic Kettering Town FC bit starts with another example 😁

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          I’ve heard it as “English isn’t a language. It’s three languages under a trench coat, pretending to be a language.”

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        ever heard of ghoti?

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          Yes. I have also heard of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

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    Fun UK fact - we use a different ranking system for lecturers:

    Lecturer Senior Lecturer Reader Professor

    That means, at some point, someone has been a “Reader in X at Reading”.

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    deleted by creator

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    OP clearly doesn’t know what the three shells are for.

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    That took me longer than it should have, as I automatically read Reading as Reading instead of reading. That’s rad.

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    Just rename the county to Bookshire ffs

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