You little bastard, I bet you can’t even name track seven from 1992’s compilation album Incesticide. I bet you just bought that shirt in a fancy fashion store just to look cool. You’re fake, Kurt would be ashamed. Get rekd kid.

I’d probably laugh at someone who tried to blackmail me with pictures of my dick. I’m a guy, it can’t ruin my life lmao

Feels like there’s no hope for the future these days.

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My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him

She’s only acting like she forgot about Dre. Motherfuckers always act like they forgot about Dre.

The GOAT

Something isn’t right with you. You’re acting crazy. You’re imagining things.

You could probably write a decent review of the game without even playing it. It’s Ubisoft, their games are all the same. Shit.

In Northern Ireland (Belfast especially), we sometimes say “bout ye?” as a greeting. It’s just “what about you?” but actually meaning “how are you?”

Often it’s just used as an alternative to “hello” or “hi”, and you’re not actually asking the person how they are.

4 and 5 are good, 6 is a piece of trash.

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Socialism or fuck off

Truth.

Some will call Lemmy an echo chamber. Personally, I don’t give a damn. Sharing platforms with far-right lunatics is a deeply unpleasant experience.

Spicy beef

“I’m not just saying this because I’m horny and this is dirty talk, you really are a filthy whore”

2 hours later

“I wasn’t being serious, it was just dirty talk. You are not a filthy whore”

I think we all need to learn to be okay with having less content. Makes the platform less addictive and makes us less prone to doom scrolling I think.

I need a way to mass delete all the memes on my phone without having to manually go through 1000s of pictures. It’s a genuine issue lol. Maybe a good use for AI

https://youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE

Pure banger this one

You are gae