No, one will be seen as aggressive and or uneducated the other as lazy and or uneducated.

Any reminders set in any reminders/task type apps? My phone sometimes picks up those as alarms.

Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they’re redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they’ve already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

Dementia must be really bad if he thinks he can

The line must be drawn here!

If you say so

Boomer humour

They are (which is the point) the countries are in orange USA (as an overall average) and el Salvador are the only countries that make it on to the list.

As a Brit I don’t get the punchline

Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.

(I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)

This ain’t bad. I joint at the height of beans.

Not like the picture. The rope was more to stop you falling off the bench where you were sitting up asleep.

For an extra penny [than a one penny sit up] you could pay to sleep literally hanging over a rope. This was possibly marginally more comfortable, as if you fell asleep the rope would prevent you from slipping onto the floor or head-butting the bench in front of you.

https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/Two-Penny-Hangover/

Edit - none of the sites mentioning it have any sources. The closest to a source I’ve found quickly is this passage from Dickens Pitwick Papers, which to me doesn’t sound like the arrangement as described in the photo but perhaps something more akin to hammocks. Especially given the part that says “down falls the lodgers”

And pray Sam, what is the twopenny rope?’ inquired Mr. Pickwick. ‘The Twopenny rope, sir,’ replied Mr. Weller, ‘is just a cheap lodgin’ house where the beds is twopence a night!’ ‘What do they call a bed a rope for?’ said Mr. Pickwick. ‘Well the advantage o’ the plan’s obvious. At six o’clock every mornin’, they lets go the ropes at one end, and down falls all the lodgers. Consequence is that, being thoroughly waked, they get up very quickly, and walk away.’”

This site https://www.geriwalton.com/victorian-four-penny-coffins-penny-beds-homelessness/ says that the coffins were actually 2 pennies, or 4 with a meal. So why would someone sit over a rope for the same price? Again a hammock type arrangement here seems more logical to me.

In the UK it’s all rolled up into the “service charge”. Including the “loads of other companies couldn’t manage themselves properly and went bust and we had to take on their customers fee”

If you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.

You can never remember the incantation

nausea, diarrhea, indigestion, loss of appetite, increased sweating, shaking or trembling, decreased appetite, inability to ejaculate, and decreased libido.

Oh and projectile vomiting if you miss a dose, messed up sleep if you take it to late in the day, falling asleep at your desk if you take it too early.

Brain jolts, anxiety, vomiting when you try to come back off it.

https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/sertraline/side-effects-of-sertraline/

You fall into a right wing incel cult and get shot by the police after trying to kill a liberal politician.

Going to the toilet propells the shit straight through the toilet.

I just use nextdns to be honest because I’m lazy.