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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sooooo milk first

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Sooooo milk first

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    That’s not a “touché” moment.

    That’s a “Adding the cereal to the milk? I raised you better than that” moment.

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    It only took seven words for me to dislike this woman.

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    No. You plug the kitchen sink and dump the milk into it. Cut the top off the jug, and pour cereal into the bottom half of the jug. Then, put the cap on the top half and scoop the sink-milk into the lower half. Do I have to figure out everything for you?

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      You just pour the milk into the box, come on.

      1000007945

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        Please tell me this is you doing this

        • poppy@lemm.ee
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          This photo has been floating around for a few years.

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            Dammit

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      If you’re going that far why all the extra steps?

      • plug the sink
      • pour the milk into the plugged sink
      • pour the cereal into the sink with the milk in it
      • stand over the sink and eat the cereal
      • “doing the dishes” means pulling the plug on the sink and washing the spoon
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        I love the internet.

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        Do I have to think of everything for y’all?

        • plug the disposal

        • use the disposal to make a cereal milkshake

        • drink the whole sink with a straw

        • eat the straw to keep it out of the landfill

        • fingerblast your butthole the next morning when you need the straw again

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          Nevermind. I don’t like the internet anymore.

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        Yeah, just like that jungle juice guy!

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      Smh my head, just do it the Canadian way and buy bags of milk

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        Instructions unclear, bag is now stuck over my head. I can feel my American healthcare bills getting cheaper though

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      ??? just put the cereal in the top half

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        Well then the bottom half would have no purpose?? Jesus dude wake up

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