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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

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Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • aard@kyu.de
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    What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?

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      Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it’s fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.

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        I’ve never put mine in the fridge in all my decades as an American lol

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          Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don’t require refrigeration.

          (It was a joke btw lol)

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        That’s news to me

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      And tomatoes!!! Might as well eat ice cubes at that point

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        refrigerators keep things chilled, not frozen. you’re thinking of a freezer.

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          Europeans don’t have freezers, they store their perishables in Angela Merkel’s minge.

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            OH MINGEY

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        I kinda prefer cold tomatoes on my tacos than room temp ones, and I mostly use it for pico de Gallo, which is kept in the fridge anyway, so those I do store in the fridge.

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      Yeah, and I feel like someone’s gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.

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        If “get egg all over their bananas” wasn’t an euphemism before, I’m starting it now.

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      Once they’ve reached your desired ripeness you can slow down them getting overripe in the fridge.

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      IKR? They go in the freezer so they can be dipped in chocolate. 😋

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        There’s always money in the banana stand

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