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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Help guys what do I do

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Help guys what do I do

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I need more data. Send me higher resolution feet pics immediately, to this address: Donald.Trump at email.com. Please send me as many feet pics as you have!?

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      I bet you’d love that you little ex potus

  • SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    buy toe spacers

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      this and wider shoes are the answers OP needs.

      • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        No shoe, just toes

    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      I got a pair but haven’t yet been able to get over the weird feeling of having them between my toes. Plus when I walk with them in I walk like a dog in booties

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        Just don’t get over it. Own the feeling. Own the dog bootie.

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    Get wide fit shoes. Changed my life.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Wide toe boxes are amazing.

  • Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
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    Simply grab two toes and gradually spread them until the skin begins to tear. Repeat for each pair of toes.

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    Move feet farther apart

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Makes sense

  • plantedworld@lemmy.world
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    When I was little I struggled with this. I would weave a tissue between my toes and it helped

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      Tissue solves the issue, as grandma used to say

  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    Toe socks

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Now my toes are too close to my wet socks

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Share what you’ve been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Smoking salmon mostly

  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    Just have every second toe removed to make space

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Plastic surgeon here I come

      • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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        That’s a weird reaction to getting your toes removed, but i’m glad you’re giving the surgeon a heads up

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          Gotta fix them scars

  • lobsticle 🦞@lemmy.world
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    This is the shit you feel when you’re high

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I’ve been so high a couple of times that this felt like the case.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      No need for being high when you suffer from hypersensitivity in the skin!

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    Turn on a fan, put your feetsies in front of it spread out your toes. Let the air go between them. That help?

    • mmazikinn@lemm.ee
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      my toes are now bluer than they were before. did I miss a step?

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just makes the toes cold

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    Dont wear normal shoes so often, wear flip flops or barefoot shoes

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      Any shoes with a wide toe box will do

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        how’s

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    When I felt that way it was usually because my toenail was jutting into my other toe. So I would cut the nail and the feeling would go away.

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    Cotton balls

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      That’s a feeling I didn’t know my balls could feel

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