It’s like nobody paid attention to bee movie.

I can tell by the pixels

She does not exist

I have a decently locked down browser and adblocker. The real page loads faster for me, takes no archive resources, and other have pointed out other benefits of preserving the canonical link as well.

Actual link for those interested

Can’t believe I fell for this.

brb

They probably are. I think I may need a new one. Or I should at least try disconnecting and reconnecting.

I’m not sure…

I’m sorry you’ve gone through that but glad to hear you’re not planning on trying again.

How long have you been thinking about this situation? Have you already become homeless?

Oh! Cool, thank you. I really should more about car batteries. I’m unsure about mine.

That’s for batteries?

There’s a lot to unpack here.

Do you think you could promise me you won’t try to test it again?

I’ve tried slicing my neck. I just end up fainting.

What compelled you to try that? Please don’t test your mortality.

This is also apparently one of the theories as to why they are branded as beauty bars instead of soap. The other theory being it was an advertising tactic by David Ogilvy to appeal to women.

I assumed there was something about the makeup of it that didn’t allow it be legally sold as “soap”. There’s so much of that these days.

I knew right away, but I wouldn’t be surprised if some people didn’t get the reference. Not everyone is as chronically online and/or aware of political discourse as you or I may be.

Even John Oliver himself said that joke’s tired now.

This doesn’t feel mild

It takes more energy to be intolerant

That’s what editors are for 🤷‍♂️