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Hotchip69@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Eatin good tonight

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Eatin good tonight

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Hotchip69@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I don’t mean to butt in, but what are those?

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      Are you shitting me?

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Guy asked a simple question. Don’t be an asshole.

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          Removed by mod

    • Hotchip69@lemmy.worldOP
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      Bend over and I’ll show ya

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        You’ve got a lot of nerve to talk to me like that

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          You’ve got a lot of nerve to talk to me like that

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      Some kind of corn dog butt plug combo, I would guess.

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        A whole new way to eat ass.

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    Whats wrong babe?? You haven’t touched your Cornhole dogs!

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    God’s watching everything you do and neither Him nor Satan can figure out what the fuck is going on.

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      Ha jokes on him, I’m into that shit!

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      God is a prude.

    • MxM111@kbin.social
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      Holly plug!

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      Unironically a more coherent theist explanation than most organized religions have.

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    You people will do anything to make eating ass mainstream.

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      I don’t know why it isn’t!

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        The flavor, for one. I tried it once and it tasted like ass.

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          This got a well deserved chuckle

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        I poop from there. Well, not anymore but I used to.

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    "These corn dogs are delicious, but they smell like shit!

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      deleted by creator

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        That’s a new house sauce from Chef Dan called Santorum. Think it’s named after some politician from Pennsylvania.

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    Batter? I hardly know’er

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    Cornhole Dogs

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    Good ass eating… Good, ass eating. A comma can make a world of difference.

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    !TIHI

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    I’m just gonna say it…

    This better be ice cream scoops and you really should turn them around before taking pictures

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      Always remember to buy your ice cream scoop with a flaired base. You don’t want to be making sundaes and all of a sudden lose a spoon up your asshole.

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      Swing and a miss

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        Can’t win the all 🤷‍♂️ 😂

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