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“Fuck hitler’s mom”
Yeah that sounds like the setup to a bootstrap paradox in which you were always hitler’s dad.
Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.
The day I find out I’m Hitlers father and my own grandfather…
Gotta love the heteronormativity on this post. Why fuck the mother? Why not go back in time and fuck Hitler and make him fall in love with me? All hail homo-hitler!
And why just Hitler? If we could time travel I’d assume he’d have plenty going after him
Based on what’s happening in the US it’d have been a good idea to sink the puritan ships
What if I had a vasectomy first? I could accuse her of being barren and really treat her like dog shit.
/s on that second part.
